Yesterday's Dear Abby

Well, I was reading yesterday’s Dear Abby and it happened to be about a recent male reader’s poll that she conducted. Apparently, 58% of male readers said that they regularly wear thongs and love them. On top of that, they seemed to prefer women’s thongs over male thongs, as the one’s designed for women are more comfortable. I have to say that I did not expect to read that and I must comment on this. One, anyone saying that “men who wear thongs are gay”, “get rid of the butt floss homo”, “you just wanna be a woman so you wear thongs…”, or anything like/ relating to that needs to get their stupid, ignorant b**** a** out of here. Your ignorance is not needed you homophobic jerk-off. My opinion is this: what kind of underwear you wear is your business. If you’re a chick who wears men’s briefs or a man who wears women’s underwear or thongs, that’s your beef. There are no underwear police, though there are those who think that they are lol. However, those with a SO (“Significant Other” for non-abbreviation people) might want to consult them first. Some SO are less accepting of “different things” than others. Now, when I had a conversation bout this, the person’s reply was that my dad would be shocked to hear me say that. Well, frankly, Id be worried that my dad wants to know what underwear I’m wearing… creepy much? I am not saying that I do wear women’s underwear or thongs, but I am open-minded about the idea. I’m not so much of an ignorant a**hole that I care what underwear other people are wearing (except SO). Ok, underwear check! You must be wearing the underwear legally designated for your sex…NOT. The only kind of “check” that people should be worried about are paychecks. Plus, for your information this opinion applies to those over the age of 18 like me. I will not get into the complex discussion about what your kids are and are not allowed to wear, including underclothes. Now, since I do have relatives who read this blog, I will address the nagging questions. You there in the back of the room: “Do you wear women’s underwear (this Dear Abby article to break the ice?” My answer is a no. You up front: “So do you wear women’s thongs and or would you ever consider it?” First question, the answer is a no I don’t. Second question about would I consider it, I have stated already in this post that I am open-minded to the slight possibility of maybe considering the notion stated. Can you understand my answer? No? Well that was the point. I made that one so foggy that I could be a politician lmao. Ok, the questions and answer session is over. This concludes the press conference about men wearing women’s thongs and the Coolidge Stoodint has no more to say (until my next post).

YESSS ITS FRIDAY!!!!

Thank goodness. Its finally Friday. Hey, do you know what time it is (glance over at nearest clock)? No, its not hammer time lmao, ITS PARTY TIME!!!! Weekends, plus nothing to do, equals parties. Oh wait, the X Games 13 is on all weekend (plus college basketball and NHL all star game), so never mind. I guess ill party by myself cuz Im such a special guy lol. Ten points to the reader who can figure out which song that reference came from (not my little sister). Ill give the answer to my little quiz at the end of my post, maybe. Anywho, ummm I dont know what else to write about. Hmmm, oh yea my pop is sending me some mulah, so thats cool. Part of it is to get new tags for the easy bake (inside joke), so I cant blow it all on drugs. Lol, dont do drugs kiddies. Itll mess up your developing brain. Wait till your an adult and you have a fully developed brain to stupify. Ok, despite my jokes, seriously dont. Ill post lata tonight so I wwill give the answer to my quiz tonight. Peace

I know, I know, Dont remind me.

Yea, I completely suck at posting on time. If you have any further comments, please refer to this post's title. Well, after finals last semester, I went back to my old job at McDonald's over winter break so that I could earn a little cash. Not only did they work me so hard that I got sick, but I literally mean a little cash. I thought that I would have enough to get through the semester and I just might. I should be getting one more small check and if I dont spend alot on books I can get a couple hundred from that and I should be cool. Lets all hope and pray that it works out that way. Okay, I have several important new release notices. First, there will be a live action movie of Cowboy Bebop with (pardon the spelling) Keanu Reeves starring as Cowboy Bebop. Holy shit (thats one for confession lol) thats freakin awesome. If you cant handle that news then dont continue reading. On March 3rd 2009, U2 will be releasing there new album titled "No line on the Horizon". March 10th 2009 is the date for the release of the latest New Found Glory cd titled "Not without a Fight". Continuing on the punk scene, Green Day will release their newest album (no title yet) on an unannounced date in April of this year. Forget college, why isnt it March yet? Lol, I cant wait for all this new stuff to come out. Now, stay tuned to this channel for my next random blog post, you never know when itll be looking over your shoulder (que for look behind you now). Finally, always remember that Im big brother and Im always watching you (now doesnt that sound creepy, Im not a stalker I swear). Lol, I crack myself up. Lata